Off to Valencia!

Day 1: Espe and I are off on our hols. We're staying in Valencia, Spain, for a fortnight.
Valencia is the capital of the district of Valencia in Eastern Spain. Like Catalonia, it has its own language similar to Spanish. Valenciana is no easier than Catalan, and street signs could be in either language, so Avenida del Puerto could be something like Via de Porto on a map.
We set off early, intending to relax for an hour or two at Heathrow before the flight was called. Our journey was uneventful, via WAGN into London, tube to Paddington and Heathrow Express to the airport. All the time the weird intelligences on the seventh moon of Neptune were making their final plans, but we were unaware of this.
The Heathrow Express train is quite fast, quiet, but has "entertainment" in all the carriages. The BBC supply a news service to the train, and also on-screen is a long list of things you are not allowed to do read in an almost patronizing manner. After twenty minutes of this, the train is about to arrive and we then discover there are carriages that are "entertainment-free" Aaargh!
I enjoyed looking at all the shops in the airport, not buying anything except a small food dictionary and then we had coffee and croissants.
Iberia flight 4151 was shared with BA, but was OK. One man was quite faint, and the stewards had to lay him down on the seats next to us. Alcohol was rubbed on and he survived the flight.
The heat hits you when coming out of the air-conditioned airport. We grabbed a taxi and arrived at the Hotel Puerta Valencia in half-an-hour. Taxis are cheap here. The first thing we did was upgrade our room to one of the 7th floor balcony apartments. Cost us an extra £13.21 a day.
We ate at La Sídreria (cider apple) around the corner. Espe asked for a simple salad and we got enough food to last me for two days: it contained fish, meat, eggs and cheese as well as vegetables. This restaurant is a bit pricy: for entertaining only.
Try out balcony. Seems to work. The Goons could have filmed their The Running, Jumping and Standing Still Film here. As there is a mezzanine level here, we look down from nine storeys high at the Avenida Cardenal Benlloch below. This is a busy thoroughfare and even has traffic late at night, which you can hear as all the buildings along the avenue are several storeys high. Luckily our glass partition to the balcony has double glazing, a rubber blackout sheet, nets and heavy curtains.
Sleep. Good hard beds here. Good sleep.
